04.20.2014  +107326

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(Source: cowbellguy, via shoutitoutyeahstyles)

04.20.2014  +168670
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04.20.2014  +342741
04.20.2014  +3978
Anonymous:
do u hav a boyfrienn

Nah. But I fall for ppl real easy so hit me up and I’ll fall in love with ya in like 10 minutes.

04.20.2014  +3
Anonymous:
hey, what was that movie called of the gif of that boy that said i see myself and i don't like what i see?

THE BREAKFAST CLUB, ITS VERY IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU WATCH IT.

04.20.2014  +2
04.19.2014  +231262

benjaminhargreeves:

thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

Hey kids this is a symptom of depression

(via givingg-up-is-for-rookies)

04.19.2014  +253775
04.19.2014  +383255
04.17.2014  +119686

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

04.17.2014  +473604
04.17.2014  +11489

h4wk-girl:

h4wk-girl:

h4wk-girl:

my 10 year old cousin has been talking shit about our other cousins including me and my brother.

i approached her about it and she starts fucking crying wtf she weak as fuck

she not talking to me fine lil bitch

04.17.2014  +57
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